So, My Man and I have talked about butt plugs for a long time. We bought a 3 pack months ago (small medium and large?) and tried the small one, but it fell out when i stood up.
Since then we haven't really tried any anal play.
Yesterday, I was feeling "the brat" I just couldn't get a handle on myself, I think it part partially 'cause I am on like day 4 of my period and it always makes me feel antsy. He spanked me several times and then decided to try the medium sized butt plug. O.M.G. I was "fine" as he was loosening me up, using his fingers, putting the thinner part of the plug in and out, but when he PLUNGED it in (past my very painful hemorrhoid I might add ;-)) I screamed. Literally outloud SCREAMED! I didn't even realize it was me at first. :-p Then I started laughing, and he started laughing, so hard I had tears rolling down my face. He wouldn't believe me it hurt because I was laughing so hard. :-p :-) Once we finished out joviality he told me to try walking with it. I waddled a little, but mostly did okay. He kept barely tapping my butt 'cause everytime I would squeal.
Ok, let me back it up just a second here - BEFORE he put it in, as he was "loosening me up" I said these 4 words "I Have To Pee" He said I didn't really have to and continued going. Well, once the plug was in and I walked around a little I REALLY had to pee, so I sat down to pee... I thought "I'll just be careful the pee will come out the plug will not" The plug fell out...along with something that was NOT pee. *laugh* I spent a long time washing it with soap in very hot water. :-p
I would like to never try a buttplug again, but I get the feeling "My Man" will have different plans than I do. :-p