No stripes (praise The Lord!), but The Man had the audacity to spank me as he essentially read me my list of good things "So you'll remember better".
Fondles, I know you approve. He did not like my "desparaging attitude about yourself".
*trying to hide my grin* Meanie.
*failing miserable* Mean mean man.
I feel very loved. :-]
and then we had sex. ON MY PERIOD! He will NEVER have sex with me on my period... I guess he really DOES love me ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love period sex. :) Or... I did. When I had a period, and when we had enough dark towels out to protect the sheets.
ReplyDeleteI'mma stop blog-spamming you now and go to sleep. :)
DeleteI was surprised at the lack of blood, but my bladder has been SO weak between bronchitis and my period and I may have peed all over after. :-p
DeleteI LOVE it!!! Thank you SO SO much for taking the time to blog spam me. I feel loved!!! ;-) *HUGS*
ReplyDelete*nods* I approve. go for it Mr Man. spank the disparaging remarks outta that one.
ReplyDelete:) but I'm sure Young Lady is all done with negativity by now right?
Meanie. ;-)
DeleteActually.... I woke up thinking how cute I am. **laughing** I don't know if this was a wanted affect. ;-)