today...

is a "no day".






Did I mention yet that I started a new diet? And dieting makes me cranky? Or rather that I can EITHER eat like a pig or not eat at all and My Man doesn't really approve of the first one.

Maybe if he just ignored me I'd be a very good little girl, but 

I currently have egg whites and bacon in my belly and stripies on my thighs.



And just because it came up in my image searches and made me laugh -