(I don't mean 3/4 of what I say right now)
I fuckin' hate time outs. He decided to a "doubles night" where he starts with 1 minute and each time out after is double the one before. So I have only served 3 minutes so far. Not that bad, but I don't want time outs. I want him to fuckin back off and let me do what I want when I want how I want.
I want to kick him and bite him and scream at him.
Really I want to kick me and bite me and scream at me. I want to break every razor in the house and start a bloodbath. I want to cut off all of my hair and burn it. I want to let all of the badness out and be a good little Didi again.
That's what I want.