Why is it that sex is SO hard for us?? Like we just have such a different way of thinking about it and of approaching it.
Why is he such a dingbat? Is there any girl in the whole world who likes her breasts smacked/nipples hit?? There probably is since last time I asked the question "does any woman like" I got a lot of people saying "YES!"
Why does he insist on doing things to me to try to "give me pleasure" THAT I DONT LIKE!?! You'd think after 3.5 years he'd get the memo that I DONT LIKE BEING TOUCHED DOWN THERE!!! I allow it because he loves it so and yes, it does help lube me up a little, but i don't like it. I don't enjoy it. And that should be enough.
I know I am like one of 5 women in the whole world who hates foreplay, but I really don't like foreplay. And when I do it for him, I expect the intercourse to be so fast we barely knew we had it. My perfect sex would be 5 minutes from the door to my buzz. :-p