I am not using the words I can think of because I'd like to keep my pretty ass as pale as possible, but with my newfound submissiveness My Man's first edict...
I had to drive an hour with only my bra and underwear (I was taking teenage sister home) his sage advice "Don't get pulled over."
It did make me laugh though. :)
UPDATE: It was AFTER I dropped her off - no minors were scarred in the making of this edict. ;-)