Thursday, November 15, 2012

My Song...

I started writing this song in the car today - it touched my heart (no, not really).. you may hold your applause...and critiques. ;-) ;-) ;-)
(this is to be laughed at not taken seriously ;-))

*sung to the tune of "Barbie Girl*

I'm a chubby blob
My body makes you sob
When you see me
You'll scream "She's ugly!"
Used to fit that dress
Now I'm just a mess
I should diet
But I just can't try it

(not changed)
She's so ugly she disgusts me- oooh oooh ooh yeah
She's so ugly she disgusts me - oooooh yeaaah

I'm a gross plus sized girl
How I feel I should hurl
When I walk through the mall the guys vomit
From my face to my hips
Is remains from the chips
That I ate late one night in the closet
But I've got
and they swing when I'm standing still

I can't think of a good ending... so That's all... ;-)Here is the "best" picture from Halloween ;)


  1. This explains why you've been missing on the Rita front. Busy writing song lyrics eh?

    Sigh. No self-disparaging please. Its not doing u any good. Go walking everytime u feel a nasty song coming on!

  2. Haha - I thought I had - sorry! I sent you an email.

    Thanks - I sang it to My Man... he didn't find it as funny as I did, but he wasn't really upset either. :)

    1. As long as you take it in good spirits and not as a way to use humour as a shield. I teach this girl who laughs or smiles whenever i question why she hadnt done her work or didnt practise... I am a little concerned for her to b honest.

      Oh back to u, sorry, just wanted to say *hugs* !!

      Now how abt telling us how things hv been going over there??

    2. Hmm- I am not sure what it is. My period is going full force and I just feel blah. Physically, emotionally, mentally... I FEEL like I am a complete and utter failure in every single area of my life. But, the song made me laugh. :)

      *HUG* back!

      What do you want to know?? :)