My Song...

I started writing this song in the car today - it touched my heart (no, not really).. you may hold your applause...and critiques. ;-) ;-) ;-)
(this is to be laughed at not taken seriously ;-))

*sung to the tune of "Barbie Girl*

I'm a chubby blob
My body makes you sob
When you see me
You'll scream "She's ugly!"
Used to fit that dress
Now I'm just a mess
I should diet
But I just can't try it

(not changed)
She's so ugly she disgusts me- oooh oooh ooh yeah
She's so ugly she disgusts me - oooooh yeaaah

I'm a gross plus sized girl
How I feel I should hurl
When I walk through the mall the guys vomit
From my face to my hips
Is remains from the chips
That I ate late one night in the closet
But I've got
boobies
and they swing when I'm standing still

I can't think of a good ending... so That's all... ;-)Here is the "best" picture from Halloween ;)